Dumb Money

Dumb Money

Dumb Money

Four Liquidations. Same Trade. $190,000 Gone.

Oct 24, 2026

Four Liquidations. Same Trade. $190,000 Gone.

847% APY. $127,400 In. $600 Left.

Oct 23, 2026

847% APY. $127,400 In. $600 Left.

80% Win Rate. $268,411 Gone. Checks Out.

Oct 22, 2026

80% Win Rate. $268,411 Gone. Checks Out.

He Based His Silver Futures Trade on a YouTube Channel That Also Does Cryptocurrency Astrology

Oct 21, 2026

He Based His Silver Futures Trade on a YouTube Channel That Also Does Cryptocurrency Astrology

SOXL on 2x Margin. During the Chip Selloff. On Purpose.

Oct 20, 2026

SOXL on 2x Margin. During the Chip Selloff. On Purpose.

TSMC Beat Earnings by 68.7%. The Calls Expired at Five Cents.

Oct 19, 2026

TSMC Beat Earnings by 68.7%. The Calls Expired at Five Cents.

160 MU Weeklies. $136,000 In. $800 Out.

Oct 16, 2026

160 MU Weeklies. $136,000 In. $800 Out.

ASML Beat Earnings. The Options Went to $0.04.

Oct 15, 2026

ASML Beat Earnings. The Options Went to $0.04.

He Put $68K on JPM Puts. The Source Was a Reddit Thread With 14 Upvotes.

Oct 14, 2026

He Put $68K on JPM Puts. The Source Was a Reddit Thread With 14 Upvotes.

DAL Earnings Came in at $1.72. The Thesis Required $1.77.

Oct 13, 2026

DAL Earnings Came in at $1.72. The Thesis Required $1.77.

CRWV Calls: $127,500 In, $600 Out

Oct 12, 2026

CRWV Calls: $127,500 In, $600 Out

He Bought PEP on 2x Margin. Then PepsiCo Reported Earnings.

Oct 9, 2026

He Bought PEP on 2x Margin. Then PepsiCo Reported Earnings.

One WSJ Headline Destroyed $143,200 in Disney Calls.

Oct 8, 2026

One WSJ Headline Destroyed $143,200 in Disney Calls.

Seven screening strategies qualify, and several use a stool sample instead of a scope.

Oct 7, 2026

Seven screening strategies qualify, and several use a stool sample instead of a scope.

$90,500 in NKE Calls. All of It on One Earnings Report.

Oct 6, 2026

$90,500 in NKE Calls. All of It on One Earnings Report.

$161,300 on 0DTE Puts. The Jobs Number Had Other Plans.

Oct 5, 2026

$161,300 on 0DTE Puts. The Jobs Number Had Other Plans.

$138,400 on a Screenshot of a Screenshot

Oct 2, 2026

$138,400 on a Screenshot of a Screenshot

Oil Was at $108. His Puts Needed It at $68.

Oct 1, 2026

Oil Was at $108. His Puts Needed It at $68.

The CEO Said 'Headwinds' Eleven Times. He Was on Margin.

Sep 30, 2026

The CEO Said 'Headwinds' Eleven Times. He Was on Margin.

$146,000 in Losses From Three People Who Were All Completely Certain

Sep 29, 2026

$146,000 in Losses From Three People Who Were All Completely Certain

23 Minutes Is Technically a Holding Period

Sep 28, 2026

23 Minutes Is Technically a Holding Period

Someone Borrowed $91,400 for a Solana Memecoin Called $LUNARBRO

Sep 25, 2026

Someone Borrowed $91,400 for a Solana Memecoin Called $LUNARBRO

XENE $60 Calls Expired Worthless on Triple Witching Friday

Sep 24, 2026

XENE $60 Calls Expired Worthless on Triple Witching Friday

He Used His House as Collateral to Bet on a Company That Builds Houses.

Sep 23, 2026

He Used His House as Collateral to Bet on a Company That Builds Houses.

Adobe Fell 36% From February to September. He Bought More Each Time.

Sep 22, 2026

Adobe Fell 36% From February to September. He Bought More Each Time.