Dumb Money

Oliver Buchannon

Dumb Money

He Deposited $1.28M Into a Perps Exchange and Got Liquidated Nine Times

Jul 24, 2026

He Deposited $1.28M Into a Perps Exchange and Got Liquidated Nine Times

From $174,150 to $300. He Calls It a Shakeout

Jul 23, 2026

From $174,150 to $300. He Calls It a Shakeout

He Put His Entire Retirement Into a Presidential Memecoin

Jul 22, 2026

He Put His Entire Retirement Into a Presidential Memecoin

Bitcoin's Options Market Just Voted No Confidence in $80K

Jul 20, 2026

Bitcoin's Options Market Just Voted No Confidence in $80K

The News Was Real. The Trade Still Blew Up.

Jul 17, 2026

The News Was Real. The Trade Still Blew Up.

He Copied a "Verified" 92% Win-Rate Trader. He Got Liquidated First.

Jul 16, 2026

He Copied a "Verified" 92% Win-Rate Trader. He Got Liquidated First.

He Bet the Fed Would Move Markets. It Didn't. $210,340 Gone by 4pm.

Jul 15, 2026

He Bet the Fed Would Move Markets. It Didn't. $210,340 Gone by 4pm.

The $199 Signal Group That Cost Him $224,750

Jul 13, 2026

The $199 Signal Group That Cost Him $224,750

The Bar Was Low. PepsiCo Missed It Anyway.

Jul 10, 2026

The Bar Was Low. PepsiCo Missed It Anyway.

The Ceasefire Was "Fragile." He Read That Word. He Shorted Oil Anyway.

Jul 9, 2026

The Ceasefire Was "Fragile." He Read That Word. He Shorted Oil Anyway.

The Market Spent 2026 Repricing Software. Four Traders Bet It Was Wrong.

Jul 8, 2026

The Market Spent 2026 Repricing Software. Four Traders Bet It Was Wrong.

Q3 Started Last Week. It Already Has Victims

Jul 6, 2026

Q3 Started Last Week. It Already Has Victims

It's Friday. Somebody lost $583,229.

Jul 3, 2026

It's Friday. Somebody lost $583,229.

He read the warning. Bought anyway.

Jul 2, 2026

He read the warning. Bought anyway.

Public wallet. Public dump. They bought.

Jul 1, 2026

Public wallet. Public dump. They bought.

He read every warning. Then lost $247,800 anyway.

Jun 29, 2026

He read every warning. Then lost $247,800 anyway.

Tim Cook warned them. They bought calls anyway.

Jun 26, 2026

Tim Cook warned them. They bought calls anyway.

Micron beat by $5.6 billion. Someone was short the ETF.

Jun 25, 2026

Micron beat by $5.6 billion. Someone was short the ETF.

He shorted Micron. Micron reports tonight.

Jun 24, 2026

He shorted Micron. Micron reports tonight.

He got the earnings right. The stock fell 18%.

Jun 22, 2026

He got the earnings right. The stock fell 18%.

He bought oil longs into a peace deal. The peace deal happened.

Jun 19, 2026

He bought oil longs into a peace deal. The peace deal happened.

He had 67 minutes. He spent them watching the FOMC recap.

Jun 18, 2026

He had 67 minutes. He spent them watching the FOMC recap.

He was right about the macro. Iran disagreed.

Jun 17, 2026

He was right about the macro. Iran disagreed.

Two people traded SpaceX. Both lost money.

Jun 15, 2026

Two people traded SpaceX. Both lost money.

200x short on oil. Iran struck 27 minutes later.

Jun 12, 2026

200x short on oil. Iran struck 27 minutes later.