Dumb Money

Dumb Money

Dumb Money

Four Words. Fourteen Months. Forty-Seven Thousand Dollars.

Sep 9, 2026

Four Words. Fourteen Months. Forty-Seven Thousand Dollars.

He Averaged Down on JOBY Four Times. The Flying Taxis Have Still Not Flown.

Sep 8, 2026

He Averaged Down on JOBY Four Times. The Flying Taxis Have Still Not Flown.

DUOL Fell 80%. He Bought Five Times on the Way Down.

Sep 7, 2026

DUOL Fell 80%. He Bought Five Times on the Way Down.

MRVL Beat Earnings. The Calls Expired Worthless.

Sep 4, 2026

MRVL Beat Earnings. The Calls Expired Worthless.

"I Was Early, Not Wrong."

Sep 3, 2026

"I Was Early, Not Wrong."

The Market Is Wrong, Actually

Sep 2, 2026

The Market Is Wrong, Actually

Routine Fed Remarks. 0.8% Rally. One Man's $187,400 Was Gone by p.m.

Sep 1, 2026

Routine Fed Remarks. 0.8% Rally. One Man's $187,400 Was Gone by p.m.

Korean Retail Lost $38.7 Billion on Leveraged Chip ETFs. Our Guy Contributed.

Aug 31, 2026

Korean Retail Lost $38.7 Billion on Leveraged Chip ETFs. Our Guy Contributed.

$155,000 Across Three Accounts and Zero Lessons Learned

Aug 28, 2026

$155,000 Across Three Accounts and Zero Lessons Learned

The Collateral Was His House. The Trade Was a Weekly Call Option.

Aug 27, 2026

The Collateral Was His House. The Trade Was a Weekly Call Option.

Is There a Way to Reverse a Liquidation" — No Question Mark, Just a Man in Defeat

Aug 26, 2026

Is There a Way to Reverse a Liquidation" — No Question Mark, Just a Man in Defeat

53% Revenue Growth. -100% Return.

Aug 25, 2026

53% Revenue Growth. -100% Return.

He Got His Oil Thesis From a TikTok Analyst in a Cargo Vest

Aug 24, 2026

He Got His Oil Thesis From a TikTok Analyst in a Cargo Vest

He Got His Oil Thesis From a TikTok Analyst in a Cargo Vest

Aug 21, 2026

He Got His Oil Thesis From a TikTok Analyst in a Cargo Vest

$906 Cushion. $102 Million Position. One Bad Candle.

Aug 20, 2026

$906 Cushion. $102 Million Position. One Bad Candle.

Same Wallet. Phished Again. $49.8 Million Total, for Those Keeping Score.

Aug 19, 2026

Same Wallet. Phished Again. $49.8 Million Total, for Those Keeping Score.

Reddit Beat Revenue by $73 Million. The Calls Expired at One Cent.

Aug 17, 2026

Reddit Beat Revenue by $73 Million. The Calls Expired at One Cent.

$311,000 in Losses. Three Accounts. One Very Productive Week.

Aug 14, 2026

$311,000 in Losses. Three Accounts. One Very Productive Week.

He Turned $167,000 Into $340 in About 90 Minutes

Aug 13, 2026

He Turned $167,000 Into $340 in About 90 Minutes

783 Bitcoin. One Phone Call.

Aug 12, 2026

783 Bitcoin. One Phone Call.

$354,020 Lost. Zero SEC Filings Read

Aug 10, 2026

$354,020 Lost. Zero SEC Filings Read

He Looped NFT Leverage Three Times Right Before the Art Scandal

Aug 7, 2026

He Looped NFT Leverage Three Times Right Before the Art Scandal

He Moved His Retirement Into a "Real-World Asset" Ponzi

Aug 6, 2026

He Moved His Retirement Into a "Real-World Asset" Ponzi

He Wired $67,000 to a Wallet a DM Said Was Closing Soon

Aug 5, 2026

He Wired $67,000 to a Wallet a DM Said Was Closing Soon

He Sold His Future Payments to Bet on a Sure Thing

Aug 3, 2026

He Sold His Future Payments to Bet on a Sure Thing