GM. This is Dumb Money, the only financial newsletter with a 100% loss rate.
Today's theme is certainty. Every person in today's issue was absolutely sure they were right.
$146K in combined losses. Three accounts. Three theses. Zero survivors.
One of them read a 147-page government document before betting his entire portfolio. Spoiler: the government disagreed.
Here's what we've got today:
🏆 $167K on one stock. One ruling. Down 49% in a day.
📉 A 9-day-old DeFi pool. A 4-page audit. $41,700 gone.
⚡ 72% revenue growth. Stock down 36%. Options down 98%.
🍪 The best cope from today's comment sections.
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While the world panicked, these investors got paid
Since Feb 28th, the S&P has slid -4.1%.
But the people invested in the Patriot Income Plan (P.I.P.)...
They barely noticed.
While the world panicked over "World War III"
Their distributions kept arriving. On schedule. In full. Some have collected 15+ separate payouts during the three months of war.
And their portfolios? The average partnership inside P.I.P. has gained 7.2% during this conflict. The best performer rose 15.3%.
That's the difference between owning stocks and owning infrastructure.
Stocks trade on fear. Infrastructure collects fees on every molecule of oil and gas that moves through America, war or peace, boom or bust.
And that's exactly what P.I.P. is.
A way for you to own critical infrastructure that pays you whether America is at war or not.
With unit prices cooling from wartime highs, today may be the best entry point in months. The next P.I.P. payout is days away.
P.S. Since 2020, the average partnership in P.I.P. has produced 20% avg. annual gains. That's in addition to the 10% yield. One investor already collects $4,800 a month. Another hasn't worked in years. Show me something better. I'll wait. [Enroll in P.I.P. →]
LOSS OF THE DAY 🏆
Every day we crown one person who made the worst financial decision on the internet.
Today's winner didn't gamble on a memecoin or an earnings report. He gambled on the federal government. Specifically, on a contract ruling.
Here's the setup. A guy on r/smallstreetbets found WidePoint Corporation. Ticker: $WYY. Market cap under $200 million. The kind of stock most people scroll past without a second thought.
But he didn't scroll past. He read the RFP for the DHS Cellular Wireless Managed Services 3.0 contract. All 147 pages. He built a spreadsheet. He called investor relations. Twice.
Then he put $167,000 into it. His entire brokerage account. 15,578 shares at $10.72 average.
One problem: the GAO was reviewing a protest from a competing bidder.
On September 25, the GAO ruled against WYY. The contract was sent back to DHS for re-evaluation. The stock opened at $10.93 and closed at $5.47. Down 50.6% in a single session.
He put his entire brokerage account into a single small-cap stock because he was sure a government contract ruling would go his way.
His 15,578 shares went from $167,000 to $85,212. Loss: $81,788.
He's still holding. His latest post title: "GAO is wrong and I can prove it."
Brother. The GAO is a federal agency. You are a guy with a spreadsheet. Those are not the same thing.
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TOTAL RETURN -$81,788.00 ▼ $167,000.00 (-48.97%) All Time 1D 1W 1M 3M ALL | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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"GAO is wrong and I can prove it" Read the entire 147-page RFP. Built a scoring model in Excel. Called IR twice. Put my entire brokerage account - $167K - into $WYY because the CWMS 3.0 contract was a lock. The GAO ruled against them today. Stock went from $11 to $5. I am not selling. Top comment: "My man read 147 pages and still managed to lose 49%."
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| Quick context on GAO protests: When a federal agency awards a contract, losing bidders can protest to the Government Accountability Office. The GAO reviews the process and can sustain the protest, sending the contract back for re-evaluation. Betting your entire portfolio on a binary government ruling is not a risk/reward calculation. It's a coin flip with a six-figure entry fee. |
Here's what makes this one worth studying. He did more research than 99% of retail traders. He read the RFP. He built the model. He just forgot the part where a single binary event can override 147 pages of due diligence.
The company he was betting on? It does managed wireless services for the federal government. The irony of losing your savings on a company whose job is helping other organizations manage risk.
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TODAY'S CASUALTIES 💀
Not everybody can be Loss of the Day. But these two gave it a real shot.
Let's run through the tape.
Casualty #1: The 9-Day Lending Pool
There's a number that should terrify anyone in DeFi. That number is the age of the protocol you just deposited money into.
u/yield_degen_07 deposited $41,700 USDC into a lending protocol called VaultEdge. It was advertising 19% APY on stablecoin deposits. The TVL was $23 million and climbing.
Here's the thing. The protocol had been live for nine days.
The audit was four pages long. It was conducted by a firm with 12 Twitter followers.
On day nine, a reentrancy exploit drained the vault. Every dollar. Gone in a single on-chain transaction.
The protocol had been live for nine days. The audit was four pages long.
The protocol's Twitter account was deleted within the hour. Their last tweet, posted six hours before the exploit: "We take security seriously."
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DEPOSIT VALUE -$41,700.00 ▼ DRAINED - EXPLOIT TX 14:23 UTC 1H 4H 1D 1W ALL | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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"Watched my $41,700 get drained on Etherscan. Couldn't do anything." Deposited into VaultEdge 6 days ago. 19% APY on stablecoins. TVL was growing. Audit existed. Protocol was 9 days old. One transaction. Entire vault drained. I refreshed Etherscan four times thinking it was a display error. It was not a display error. Their Twitter is gone. Their Discord is gone. The 19% APY is definitely gone.
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| What is a reentrancy exploit: A smart contract lets an attacker call the withdrawal function over and over before the first one finishes processing. The contract keeps sending money because it hasn't updated its balance yet. Think of it like a cashier handing you change before closing the register - and you reaching back in while the drawer is still open. It's the oldest exploit in DeFi. Protocols are still falling for it. |
Casualty #2: The Revenue Growth Trap
This one stings because the numbers were actually good.
u/earnings_sniper22 bought 250 call contracts on Trio-Tech International ($TRT). Strike price: $12. Expiration: November. Cost: $0.93 each. Total position: $23,250.
His thesis was clean. TRT makes semiconductor testing equipment. AI demand was driving record orders. Earnings were about to confirm it.
The earnings came in. 72% revenue growth. Exactly what he expected.
The company reported 72% revenue growth. The stock dropped 36%.
Turns out the market was worried about margin compression and one-time contract revenue that wouldn't repeat. The numbers were great. The forward guidance was not.
His 250 contracts went from $0.93 to $0.02. Loss: $22,750. That's 97.8%.
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DAY P&L -$22,750.00 ▼ 250 CONTRACTS (-97.85%) 1D 1H 4H 1D 1W ALL | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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His post-earnings comment on r/options: "The numbers were literally perfect. What happened?" What happened is that earnings reports have two parts - the past and the future. He only priced in one of them.
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BITE-SIZED COPIUM FOR THE ROAD 🍪
The best part of any loss thread isn't the screenshot. It's the comments section.
Here are today's greatest hits.
| • | "The GAO ruling was political. WYY will appeal." The stock is down 50%. The appeal process takes 100 days. Your brokerage account might not survive the weekend. - u/still_bullish_on_wyy |
| • | "The audit said it was safe." The audit was four pages long. My IKEA bookshelf has more thorough documentation. - u/audited_and_rekt |
| • | "72% revenue growth is 72% revenue growth." And negative 36% is negative 36%. One of those numbers is your return. - u/the_numbers_guy |
| • | "I'm not losing money, I'm stress-testing my risk tolerance." Your risk tolerance failed the test. - u/risk_tolerance_zero |
Translation: the copium supply remains fully operational. The self-awareness supply is on backorder.
See you tomorrow. New losses, fresh copium, same dosage.
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