GM. This is Dumb Money — rounding up the internet's biggest Ls so you don't make them yourself.
Today's theme is denial. Specifically, the kind where you watch an entire sector collapse in real time and think "this is my entry point."
Three people learned that lesson this week. $226K in combined losses across a SaaS stock, a hacked blockchain, and a copper futures account that no longer exists.
Here's what we've got today:
🏆 The SaaSpocalypse dip-buyer. Five purchases. All wrong. $146,400 gone.: $146,400
📉 Harmony ONE exploit. 4 billion tokens minted out of thin air.: $41,820
⚡ Copper futures on a China thesis. Margin call in 9 days.: $38,000
📊 The data on today's carnage. It is worse than you think.
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While the world panicked, these investors got paid
Since Feb 28th, the S&P has slid -4.1%.
But the people invested in the Patriot Income Plan (P.I.P.)...
They barely noticed.
While the world panicked over "World War III"
Their distributions kept arriving. On schedule. In full. Some have collected 15+ separate payouts during the three months of war.
And their portfolios? The average partnership inside P.I.P. has gained 7.2% during this conflict. The best performer rose 15.3%.
That's the difference between owning stocks and owning infrastructure.
Stocks trade on fear. Infrastructure collects fees on every molecule of oil and gas that moves through America, war or peace, boom or bust.
And that's exactly what P.I.P. is.
A way for you to own critical infrastructure that pays you whether America is at war or not.
With unit prices cooling from wartime highs, today may be the best entry point in months. The next P.I.P. payout is days away.
P.S. Since 2020, the average partnership in P.I.P. has produced 20% avg. annual gains. That's in addition to the 10% yield. One investor already collects $4,800 a month. Another hasn't worked in years. Show me something better. I'll wait. [Enroll in P.I.P. →]
LOSS OF THE DAY 🏆
Every day we crown one person who made the worst financial decision on the internet.
Today's winner didn't make one bad trade. He made five of the same bad trade, each one worse than the last.
Here's the setup. A guy on r/stocks saw Duolingo crash 22% after Q4 2025 earnings in February. AI fears. The SaaSpocalypse. Software stocks falling off a cliff.
His thesis? Four words: "AI can't teach you Spanish."
He bought his first shares at $172. The stock kept falling. He averaged down at $138. Then $101. Then $75. Then $53.
He took out a personal loan for the last two buys.
Total invested: $183,600. DUOL closed last week at $21.84. His 1,704 shares are worth $37,200.
That's a loss of $146,400. Down 79.7% in six months.
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TOTAL RETURN -$146,400.00 ▼ $183,600.00 (-79.74%) All Time 1D 1W 1M 3M ALL | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Source: u/saas_dip_buyer's fifth and final screenshot |
"5 buys. 5 wrong. What do I do now." Bought DUOL at $172 after the Q4 crash. My thesis was "AI can't teach you Spanish." Averaged down at $138, $101, $75, and $53. Took out a personal loan for the last two. Total invested: $183,600. Current value: $37,200. I genuinely do not know what to do.
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| Quick primer on the SaaSpocalypse: In early 2026, AI companies started shipping tools that could replace entire software products. Investors panicked and sold anything with a subscription model. Duolingo's revenue grew 18% last quarter. The business is fine. The stock is not. Revenue growth cannot save you from a multiple collapse. |
That's the part worth understanding. His thesis was correct. AI can't teach you Spanish. But it can teach the market to reprice your stock.
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TODAY'S CASUALTIES 💀
Not everybody can be Loss of the Day. But these two gave it a real shot.
Let's run through the tape.
Casualty #1: The Wrong Chain, Wrong Block Guy
There's a specific kind of loss that requires zero bad decisions from the person holding the bag. This is that kind.
u/one_believer_2025 held 82 million Harmony ONE tokens. Average buy price: $0.00108. Total position: $88,560.
On August 12, an attacker found a consensus-layer bug in Harmony's blockchain. Not a smart contract hole. Not a bridge exploit. A bug in the chain itself.
The attacker minted 4 billion ONE tokens out of thin air. That's 26% of the total supply, created across two empty blocks.
ONE crashed 37% in hours and hit an all-time low of $0.00057. His position went from $88,560 to $46,740. A loss of $41,820 in one afternoon.
He didn't use leverage. He didn't ignore a red flag. He held a token on a chain that let someone print money.
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"Held 82M ONE tokens. Woke up to 4 billion new ones." I didn't leverage. I didn't ape into a memecoin. I held a Layer 1 token on the actual chain. Someone found a consensus-layer bug and minted 26% of the supply across two empty blocks. The team is debating a chain rollback. That is not a phrase I wanted to learn today.
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Casualty #2: The China Copper Bull
This one hurts because the thesis was almost right.
u/macro_metals_guy went long 8 copper futures contracts at $4.52 per pound in late August. Each contract covers 25,000 pounds. Total exposure: $904,000.
His thesis: China stimulus was coming. Copper demand would spike. The trade was directional and clean.
One problem: the Fed started pricing in a September rate hike instead of a cut. Dollar strengthened. Copper dropped from $4.52 to $4.33 in nine trading days.
That's a 4.2% move. On 8 contracts, that's a $38,000 hole.
He got margin-called on September 1. The same day the S&P dropped 0.71%.
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DAY P&L -$38,000.00 ▼ MARGIN CALL — 09/01 1D 1W 1M 3M ALL | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Source: u/macro_metals_guy's margin call notification |
| Quick math on copper futures for non-commodity people: Each contract controls 25,000 pounds. At $4.52/lb, one contract is worth $113,000. You put up roughly $7,500 in margin. A 4.2% price move doesn't cost you 4.2%. It costs you 63% of your entire margin deposit. He found that out on a Tuesday. |
He posted his margin call with one comment: "the trade was right." His broker disagreed.
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BITE-SIZED COPIUM FOR THE ROAD 🍪
We track the data because the data is funnier than anything we could make up.
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Three asset classes. Three failure modes. One common thread: being right about the fundamentals doesn't make you right about the trade.
We've tracked 94 posts this month where someone said the fundamentals supported their position. Average loss: $67,200. Average hold time before giving up: 11 days. Zero of them have re-entered the same trade.
See you tomorrow. The numbers will be different. The behavior won't be.
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