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SpaceX went public eight weeks ago. A lot of people bought the top. One of them posted about it.
$354,020 in combined losses across one IPO gone sideways, one earnings surprise, and one crypto position that lasted shorter than a workday.
Here's what we've got today:
🏆 SpaceX IPO buyer. Down 47% in 8 weeks. Still posting rocket emojis.
📉 Palantir puts before earnings. Stock surged 7%. Puts did not.
⚡ 25x ETH short on Hyperliquid. Liquidated in 6 hours.
📊 The data on today's carnage. It is worse than you think.
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LOSS OF THE DAY 🏆
Every day we crown one person who made the worst financial decision on the internet.
Today's winner thought he was buying the next generational stock. He was buying a rocket company at $218 a share.
Here's the setup.
OrbitalDyne IPO'd on June 12 at $135. By June 16 it hit $225.64. The entire internet was screaming "generational wealth."
u/rocket_to_the_moon_69 saw the momentum. He sold his index funds. All of them.
He put $327,600 into $ORBX at an average price of $218.40 a share.
One problem: OrbitalDyne had never reported earnings as a public company. Nobody knew what the financials looked like. The thesis was vibes.
Eight weeks later, OrbitalDyne reported Q2 results. Revenue of $7.8 billion crushed the $6.8 billion estimate. Loss per share beat expectations.
But buried in the filing: $16 billion in cash burn in a single quarter. $25 billion year to date. On pace for $50 billion by December.
The stock dropped another 10.4% the next morning. $ORBX closed the week at $114.92.
His 1,500 shares are now worth $172,380 — down $155,220 in eight weeks. A 47.4% loss on money that was in index funds two months ago.
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For context on the cash burn: the company spent $16 billion in Q2 alone — nearly twice what it burned in Q1. That puts it on pace for $50 billion for the year. The entire Apollo program cost roughly $257 billion in today's dollars. This company is on track to spend a fifth of that in twelve months.
The index funds are doing great, by the way. They don't miss him.
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TODAY'S CASUALTIES 💀
Not everybody can be Loss of the Day. But these two gave it a real shot. Let's run through the tape.
Casualty #1: The AI Bubble Put Buyer
PantheonAI was up 109% on the year. Eight straight earnings beats, and the stock kept climbing. u/ai_is_a_bubble_bro saw a bubble.
His thesis: AI is a bubble. $PNTH trades at 255x forward earnings. The ninth earnings report would finally be the one where reality catches up.
He bought 400 $PNTH $110 put contracts at $3.16 each. Total position: $126,400.
Then PantheonAI reported. Revenue up 48%. U.S. commercial revenue up 93%. Full-year guidance raised by $250 million.
The stock surged 7% in a single session. His puts went to zero.
For context: $PNTH short sellers lost $3 billion aggregate that day. Our guy was one of them.
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Quick math on put options for non-options people: a put gives you the right to sell a stock at a set price. If the stock goes above that price, the put is worthless. At 255x earnings and a 7% gap up, being "right about the valuation" and being "profitable" are two very different things.
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Casualty #2: The Hyperliquid Philosopher
u/onchain_oracle_eth had a thesis. ETH at $3,500 was overvalued. The macro was bearish. Geopolitical negotiations were going nowhere.
He opened a 25x leveraged short on Ethereum. Deposited $72,400 in margin on Hyperliquid.
Here's the thing. At 25x leverage, a 4% move against you is total liquidation. That's not a margin of error. That's the absence of one.
ETH rose 4.1% to $3,644 over the next six hours. He was liquidated at hour six.
$72,400. Gone. The on-chain receipt is public. Hyperliquid does not care about your thesis.
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He posted a 900-word thread about why the liquidation was actually "the protocol working as intended." He is correct. That does not help.
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TODAY BY THE NUMBERS 📊
We track the data because the data is funnier than anything we could make up.
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The correlation between "I did my own research" and "I lost everything" remains at all-time highs.
Every story today has one thing in common: the trade was placed before the data arrived. $ORBX hadn't reported yet. $PNTH hadn't reported yet. ETH hadn't finished its 4% move yet. Conviction without information is just gambling with extra steps.
See you tomorrow. The numbers will be different. The behavior won't be.
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